aphrodisiac elevators

I was just thinking, Seattle Grace Hospital must either have many many floors, or the elevator has got to be the slowest one in the world because the doctors all seem to have such long conversations in it and yet it never reaches the destination. Talk about TV reality being slightly skewed. Still, it makes for many fabulous Grey's Anatomy moments.

For example:
Mark: If you were sleeping with Rose, I'd understand why you'd be spending time with her. But you're not. And it's just, I thought that, I thought that it was gonna be you and me.
Derek: Having sex?!
Mark: After! After Addison, after Meredith. I have been patient. I have waited while you partnered up with these chicks. But now they're over. It's supposed to be just us, you and me. Two guys on the prowl, on the hunt.
Derek: You're having trouble getting laid. And you need my help.
Mark: I can get laid. I can get laid whenever I want. I DO get laid whenever I want. That's the point. Women are everywhere. (Mutters) I only have one person I can talk to.
Derek: That's sweet.
Mark: Shut up.
Derek: No it's really warm and fuzzy. Very sweet.
Mark: Shut up!
(From Grey's Anatomy 412 Where The Wild Things Are)


And, of course:
Meet McDreamy's Girl Number 1:
Dr. Meredith Grey, Resident Surgeon
Also known as the Mistress (and quite possibly the love of Derek's life)

Meet McDreamy's Girl Number 2:
Dr. Addison Montgomery, Neonatal Surgeon
Also known as the Ex-Wife-Who-Moved-To-LA

Meet McDreamy's Girl Number 3:

Rose, Scrub Nurse
Also known as the Rebound Girl

Enter Mark Sloan:
Mark: (Under his breath to Derek)

"Bet you wished you'd taken the stairs right about now."
(From Grey's Anatomy 413 Piece Of My Heart)