all you want to see is make believe

I don't know why you can't ever by just happy for me.

I mean, first you're absolutely shocked when I get called back for anything, and now that something good has come out of it, all you can do is warn me not to get my hopes up.

And let's not forget how you really love endlessly harping on what I've done wrong or failed at or whatever in the past.

Seriously, what exactly would I have to do to make you happy? Or even vaguely pleased? Because at this point, it's best to get your money back and trade me in for a new one.